If you were a booger i would pick you first.
Are you a phaser? Because you’re stunning.
If you were a sheep i would clone you
Are you a loaded die? Because you’re a perfect 20.
If you were homework i would do you on the desk.
Are you a song? Because you make me scream along with you.
Damn, i must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you a mathbook? Because when I look at you I say “Oh fuck me”
You belong in a museum, because you are a masterpiece.
Are you a doctor? Because I would to get a second opinion.
Are you a pinkie toe? Because i would bang you on everything.
Are you Castiel? Because you’re an Angel.
Are you a Dora bowl? Because you are adorable.