reala27
funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

itsstuckyinmyhead

doctah-plague asked:

Do you use L'oreal? Because you're worth it.

itsstuckyinmyhead answered:

If you were a booger i would pick you first. 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

doctah-plague:

Are you a phaser? Because you’re stunning.

If you were a sheep i would clone you

Are you a loaded die? Because you’re a perfect 20. 

If you were homework i would do you on the desk.

Are you a song? Because you make me scream along with you.

Damn, i must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

Are you a mathbook? Because when I look at you I say “Oh fuck me”

You belong in a museum, because you are a masterpiece. 

Are you a doctor? Because I would to get a second opinion.

Are you a pinkie toe? Because i would bang you on everything.

Are you Castiel? Because you’re an Angel.

Are you a Dora bowl? Because you are adorable.